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dark shadows, anyone?

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Since my daughter broke her collar she has been in the house all week.  She is obviously not feeling well and is in pain.  Today, she was feeling a bit better so I told her I would take her to the movies.

We had seen the preview for the movie “Dark Shadows” starring Johnny Depp a few times.  The previews for the movie looked hilarious.  So, I took her and and two of her friends with us, as well.

“Dark Shadows” is rated PG-13.  We have seen other movies with the same rating such as “Transformers” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”  So, I did not think twice when I saw “PG-13” as I looked up the movie times.

I should have thought twice.

The preview to this movie may have been the most misleading preview I have ever seen.  I laughed through the entire 2 minute and 33 second trailer.  Now, I think they squeezed in every funny part of the movie during those 2 minutes.

There were a lot of other kids in the movie theater, as well.  I was not the only person duped by the previews.

The first preview before the movie started was “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted.”  It’s a cartoon.  The next preview was “Gangster Land.”  It was not a cartoon.  The rest of the previews were Rated R previews.  Who plans the preview line-up for a particular movie?  How can a movie theater jump from a cartoon preview to a gangster preview? 

Once the movie started… there was a lot of blood.  It was fake and bright red, but it was still blood.  Everything was over-the-top fake, so I am assuming this is how they got the PG-13 rating.  But, to three kids (and a mom/chaperone) that were expecting a comedy, it was shocking.

Not only did I traumatize my own kid… I had my friend’s kids with me!   I must have said 47 times… “Kids, I’m so sorry… this is supposed to be PG-13” or “How can this be rated PG-13?” My comments were endless, but they all involved my shock at the rating.

When the movie was over… I did my “walk of shame” and told the neighbor girls I would call their mom to let her know the movie was not what I expected.  My friend was more than kind and hopefully not mad at me for bringing her kids to see… a horror movie that earned a PG-13 rating.

I thought I did my homework.  I watched the trailer several times and saw the preview in the movie theater.  I assumed it would be tame.  I thought it would be just another comedy.  I missed the part that listed the movie as a comedy horror.  I only noticed that bit when I sat down here to vent about my discontent about the rating.  I still don’t think horror and PG-13 belong in the same sentence.  I guess I am wrong.

Hopefully, nobody will have nightmares about fake blood and vampires tonight.

Next time I bring my kids to the movies and the movie is not rated with a solid G… I will read every, single descriptive word that Fandango offers.

Especially if I am bringing the neighbor kids with me.

 

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